Palmetto Bay, the next village up from where we live, is a very nice town.
It has a cadre of top Miami-Dade Police Department officers solely dedicated to covering its quiet residential streets. A call to 911 will get you a driveway full of excellent police protection in just a few minutes.
Thankfully, this resident didn't make that call until after he'd protected his home.
We've talked about exactly this not too long ago.
As my poor, long-suffering bride will tell you I am wont to say: this stuff is not theoretical.