Indeed, your only responsibility is to somehow choose from a "wide selection of colors, shapes, and messages."
The company's product description explains everything, but before sharing it with you, I'd best post a warning of my own:
Before reading further, put down now any beverage
you don’t want to shoot through your nose onto your keyboard.
OK. With that bold and colorful warning in place, we're ready to read on and learn how signs stop crime:
Gun-related crime and accidents are a pressing issue across the country-violence affects us all. A No Weapons Sign and a bold graphic gives a stern warning that violence is not tolerated.* A sign can warn visitors that such activity is illegal, even when you are not there. Protect your grounds with a range of heavy-duty security signs - ideal for a variety of schools, playgrounds, businesses, and other public placed. Send a message to weapon owners: keep your guns at home.
• Promote a serious no-weapons policy on your premises. Don't let the threat of gun incidents or violence undermine the security of your property, or the safety of your patrons.
• A bold red-circle graphic crosses all language borders. A clear sign keeps firearms away.
• A sign is one of the most consistent statements you can make. Signs are hard to ignore, and make your patrons aware of your standards and regulations.
• Heavy-duty, laminated vinyl and aluminum construction can give you years of security protection.
Well that is all very reassuring, don’t you think? Take that Jared Lougher and Clay Duke.
I'm thinking of running up some signs of my own. Tell me what you think of these:
NO HEART ATTACK ZONE
Heart disease is America's leading killer. But you can protect your family and guests from this scourge with these bold signs. Check out our cancer, diabetes and car crash signs as well. Don't you want your family to be protected?
ENTERING EQUALITY ZONE
NO HATE PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT
Society is a minefield of prejudices, bigotry, sexism, racism, sectarian division, extremism and bad will toward our fellow man. When placed at the entry to your business, school or government office, this sign's strong language and subtle rainbow color scheme will keep all that bad stuff outside.
NORMAL GRAVITY NOT PERMITTED
G-FORCE LIMITED TO ___ WITHIN
Every athlete -- professional, college, high school or club -- wants to perform his or her best. With our customizable G-force signs posted at your your field, arena or stadium, you decide how strong gravity will be on the day of the big game. Signs are available in all sizes and come with enough numbers (decimal points included at no charge!) to allow you to really get home-field advantage. (Increased buoyancy signs available for swimmers.)
*The bold italics are mine. The idiocy is all theirs. As Dave Barry says, i am not making this up.